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Dear Internet

Dear Internet Episode 83: Sandwich Lies

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Relationships, Reddit, Comedy

4.9538 Ratings

🗓️ 3 September 2021

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Dear Internet,

Unfortunately I was trapped in a trampoline park and Michael was sick this week, but filling in is special guest Mike Bachmann!

This week we talk about a mystery outside the movie theater and what to do with when your husband starts a side business.

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Sincerely,

The coHosts- Nick, Jennifer, Michael, and Tim Lanning!

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0:00.0

Dear Internet.

0:15.5

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

0:21.3

This week, we're talking about a mysterious handprint seen before the Sonic movie and a husband's

0:27.6

controversial new business. I'm Jennifer Cheat, and with me is Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer.

0:34.6

And Mike Bachman is with us.

0:37.8

You started so fast, I wasn't ready for it.

0:40.0

I didn't know what you did.

0:41.1

I just got so excited about it.

0:43.7

Guys, this is an all Midwestern podcast for tonight.

0:47.5

Michael,

0:47.8

Michael Thrifiner tomorrow is not feeling well.

0:50.9

He's a little under the weather, so he's not on.

0:53.8

And Nick, you got trapped in a trampoline park, and he's a little under the weather so he he's not on and Nick he got trapped in a trampoline

0:56.4

park and he's jumping all around we wish him luck to bounce his way on out yeah he's involved in an

1:02.4

advanced jigsaw competition oh yeah and he is in the final round he entered it thinking it was a puzzle

1:09.3

but it's more of a saw situation. Usually

1:11.9

I don't want to backtrack on our goose here, but usually trampoline parks only are some

1:20.4

trampoline, and somehow Nick got caught in one that's all trampolining, including the door.

1:25.9

They told them, they said, you should never build this it's

1:29.2

right not save is too dangerous some of the trampolines no one should come in and nick said no i'm

1:35.2

going to go into the all trampoline trampoline i mean let's imagine if you will a jigsaw salmon

1:41.3

the little puppet in there is like you are now in a trampoline he probably He probably would like... He'd make puns about it. It'd be really annoying. Does he make puns? He'd like make a little, maybe not a pun, but like... Stick around. Like, you know, he's got to, he's got to mention the trampolines. He's kind of like acknowledged... Real quick, I'll catch my eye out. You know, all that stuff. You know, it's a trip. Okay, wait, isn't Jixel's whole thing, though, that he's like teaching you a lesson? Yeah. So like, it's an object lesson. That's true. Just usually there's a relation. You phrased that like it's this like weird thing that's unrelated to the game he's making you play. He knows you're going to ask about it. Listen, it's not a big deal. There's a few trampolines. Yeah. Just letting you know up top. You're going to think they're part of the solution. They're not. They're not. This is the only place I could get last minute. I ran out of time.

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