Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about the true origins of mythical creatures and finding

out about your girlfriend's secret crush. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer.

And Tim Lannig. Hello, Jennifer. Guys, what if I just, like, decide on an order to start doing it? What if I did that? That's fine. I probably won't because I forget what it is every time. You could write it in your little intro that you can pop in. I could write it in my little intro and then just stay with it, but, you know. Well, like, way to peek behind the curtain there, Tim.

Yeah, I do know. Well, like, way to peek behind the curtain there, Tim.

Yeah, I do know the whole intro that I read.

I write it up every time. I thought that was off the cuff.

Oh, my gosh.

I have to think about how to introduce things in the right way so that I give a little

kissy of information that'll draw you in but not give away the whole bag, you know?

It's hard.

It's hard.

I work so hard for this podcast.

Like, I'm always like, well, I got to go on Reddit and look at stuff instead of doing my actual work because I need to do this for the podcast.

I appreciate it.

I don't think anyone else does, but I personally. Well, Michael, I thank you so much because the time that I spend in the hammock reading Reddit is, it's just, you know, it's a lot of work for me. It is. It's important. It's hard. You've earned your stripes. I don't know. Are you going to... So in your new house, are you going to put the hammock in a tree?

No.

No, no. I think that the hammock, part of me is torn because we have a screened-in porch in our new place. And I'm like, maybe the hammock can go there so I can enjoy the hammock even if the weather's bad. But it's a portable one, so I couldn't drag it into the yard if I wanted to. but I'm like, maybe the hammock can go there so I can enjoy the hammock even if the weather's bad.

But it's a portable one, so I could drag it into the yard if I wanted to. But I'm thinking it's going to be a screen porch hammock. Yeah. Something about like. Tim has just yon so bit. Tim is a sleepy. Well, okay. Actually, can we get to give a little pick, a further pink behind the curtain and explain what Let's go back. This morning.

Well, let me back up and say what my, what happened last night. I'm up, you know, it's like 1 a.m. I'm watching The Bachelor because you know how I am. Yeah. What's not a new season or like, are you like? I'm watching it all, but I'm'm good because okay and this is actually i'm i'm i had to go

watch this season of the bachelor because i want to watch bachelor in paradise which is like

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