Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about carrying treats in the pocket. Going on a walk

in your neighborhood and a stupid hot dog. I'm Jennifer Cheek and with me is Tim Lannning.

Hello, Jennifer. Nick Pristo. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael Tomorrow.

Hello, Jennifer. Oh, Michael's like mad. Oh, he's mad. He's mad. He's mad. His thing is a stupid hot dog. Hot dogs are smart. Well, we'll see about that. Although, I will say, we made hot dogs this week. I'm like, damn. Hot dogs are fucking. Yeah. Yeah, like, you make two of them, and like, that's a fucking meal right there.

That's a damn meal. Literally, we, we made ourselves green. Double hot dogs and a salad. What a meal. Yeah, what's your ideal at home hot dog? Because my idea of hot dog is a chili dog with a... You ate a salad, you pussy? I know with a hot It feels like eating a salad with a hot dog is like eating a salad with a hot dog is a chili dog with a... You ate a salad, you pussy.

I know.

With a hot...

It feels like eating a salad with a hot dog is like really funny. It's like, what are you doing? It's like eating salad with pizza. I was like, what are you doing? What are you doing? But you know what? Sometimes salad's good, though. I like the way... I like the way it tastes. Yeah. Before we started recording, we decided that it's not really for us to choose a side in politics.

Yeah.

So. I'll add the way it tastes. Yeah. Before we started recording, we decided that it's not really for us to choose a side in politics. Yeah. So, like, it might be a pussy thing to do to eat salad. Maybe or maybe not. It's not up for us to decide. But it's a manly, a manly, what's the opposite of pussy? It. It's based, is based eat hard dogs?

Is Chad Baylority eat hot dogs?

Yeah.

Only strong dudes shove weeders in their mouth.

I have nothing against eating salad, but like if you're going to eat garbage, like, why also punish yourself with salad?

Like, you could just have a salad as your meal.

Sounds good.

I like a salad.

Nick, shut up.

Sounds crunchy.

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