Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about a first kiss faux paw, a beetle who's

completely out of line, and getting smacked in bed. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is

Tim Henning. Hello, Jennifer. Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer.

And Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

Happy Sunday afternoon, boys.

We were all just chatting before we started reporting about our experience with libraries.

What?

Shout out the library.

No, it's funny, Michael, that you talked about being at the library because I was just renewing my library card because I was, I'm trying to read fucking Dune. But guess what? Everybody else, subscribe to the damn St. Louis Public Library is trying to read it too. I don't get that line. I wonder what that is.

But I just feel like, you got to have more copies in Dune.

Come on. Are you getting the e-book one or are you getting the physical? I want an e-book one, but this is why I'm going to go walk up to the used bookstore at the end of the street to see if they got one. Because I want to read Dune. I have a copy of it.

What?

Said it to me.

That I haven't read. Just to be, I have it on audio book.

I have it on Audible.com.

I don't.

Just. I have a copy of it. What? Said it to me. That I haven't read. Just to be, I have it on audiobook. I have it on audible.com. Just to be clear, I would never go to a library on my own. Yeah. Wait. Michael, you were talking about the library in such nice terms. You were. You were saying. Before we started and... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm an idiot.

Okay.

Is this your children?

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