Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about alternate lyrics, boosting your cat's intelligence,

and drinking ice. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer. And Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Guys, can I be real with you

real quick? Um, somebody's been using a weed whacker outside all afternoon and I am like this

close to going out there and punching them in the throat. Some sort of gas-based, um, yeah,

like, how are you possibly still weed-wacking?

How many weeds are there even?

Well, it might not necessarily be a weed whacker.

It sounds like a damn weed whacker.

Do you mean, like, a garden tool, or do you mean the product that it's made by the people with the ball stuff?

Oh, no, it's not. Yeah, what is that shit called? We did it. Manscaped. Manscaped. It is not. Man. Because they have a product called a weed whacker. I'm shoving my ball. That's what we're. Someone's streaming. I'm shaving my balls. I'm shaving about the ball of a giant.

I assume they were in the front yard.

No?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think of somewhere in the neighborhood and I don't, like, if it's not a wee

wacker, I don't know what it is.

It could be anything of that CC.

Is it a, like, tiny dirt bike?

It could be a tiny dirt bike. It could be a tiny dirt bike. It could be a tiny dirt bike. Yeah. If it's a tiny burp bike, I would also like to kick that over.

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