Dear Internet Episode 185: Ice cream quarterly

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Reddit, Comedy, Relationships

4.9 • 538 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Dear Internet,

This week, we’re talking about keeping your private room private, panty-dropper candles, and a strange wisp of smoke!

Edited by Stephen Garcia

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0:00.0	Dear Internet.
0:15.5	Welcome to Dear Internet.
0:17.4	The show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions. This week, we're
0:22.7	talking about disappearing ice cream.
0:25.5	Warning your neighbors about
0:26.9	thousands of bees.
0:28.4	And repurposing dog fur.
0:31.1	I'm Jennifer Cheap. And with you is
0:32.7	Tim Lannning. Hello, Jennifer.
0:34.6	And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer.
0:37.2	Guys, Nick is not with us this week.
0:39.8	He had to go to the award ceremony for Biggest Butt.
0:45.8	He's accepting, I don't know, I don't know if he's, I guess he's in the running for Biggest But.
0:50.6	His BBL went so bad.
0:53.9	Yeah.
1:11.0	And, um, or maybe, it's kind of like the Darwin Awards for, wait, wait, wait, wait. For butts. Maybe it went really great and he's getting more stuff done. He's getting, well, yeah, I mean, I think you want to get at least a light infection so that it swells a little bit extra. Right, because that way your booty's more juicy. Exactly.
1:15.0	Like, you spend all that money to get a juicy BBL Brazilian butt lift.
1:17.6	You're not going to get an infection?
1:18.6	Get the fuck at me.
1:19.4	Why do you?
1:22.9	You didn't put fucking concrete in your ass?
1:23.7	Wasn't that, like, a thing?
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