Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about paddling on your work friend, a possessed Barbie,

and Ashcheek art. I'm Jennifer Cheek, and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hello, Jennifer. Michael Tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer. And Dick Bristow.

Hello, Jennifer.

What's up, boys?

I just noticed in the doc that you write your own name down like you're going to forget.

Yeah, yeah, you know, because I never...

And you don't write our name.

No, I don't.

Because this is why, because I copy the style. Like, I copy from every episode. So I don't rewrite it every time. I just copy and swap out the what we're going to be talking about. And you know what? You're right. I probably could take out my own name there. No, no, no, live by the script, die by the script. Listen, it's just, it's, I need it. because if you don't have it, you're gonna be like, wait, do I say, uh, and I'm hosting this or... I'll, I'll pin it. I'm gonna say, but now you have the most efficient way. You don't know. We should try changing it one week without telling her and see if she reads it. Honestly, we should. Well, we actually, we have. We have changed the front without telling her. That is true. I think you put in things like, I'm Jennifer Treek and I'm stupid. Yeah, I'm Jennifer, butt-faced cheek. Yeah. He reads it every time. You know, let's do it. I'm down. No, you're not. I am. I'm ready. Okay. It kind of ruins it if you're down. Yeah. I hate it. Don't, you don't disrespect my name like this. Dolly. My very cool name, my last name, my last name. It's a very respectable last name. It doesn't make people go, huh? What did your people do back in the 18th century?

See, that is a great question. Now, why did we get this name?

They ate ass.

We were clapping cheeks, you know what I mean?

Yeah, it's one of the oldest professions. It's Edass.

Cheekers?

Cheekers. Yeah.

They're probably like, hey, go check on that. And like, what do you say cheek? My name's

Brandon Cheek now. I mean, if it's like cheek, check, like researching, like learning about

things, that's, that's me, baby. I, in fact, I was cleaning out my tabs the other day and I noticed

that I had the Wikipedia page open for Black Beauty in the list of all the horses in Black Beauty.

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