Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about a shameful morning routine, playing street fighter and nightmare boots.

I'm Jennifer Cheek. And with me is Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. Michael tomorrow. Hello, Jennifer.

And special guest, Mike Bachman.

What the fuck is up, Denny's? What up, what up? Okay, I did... There's a rule in this show. Yeah, you have to say hi, Jennifer. You have to say hello to... Yeah, you have to say hello, Jennifer. I don't feel like I've done that on the other times I've been on this show. I don't think they let us on at the same time, because I would have definitely stopped you.

Yeah, you got to say hello to me, or I'll get really mad. Yeah, she starts boiling piss. I did before the show started, but I'll do it again. Hi, Jennifer. Thank you. Thank God. I was about to say, as I was just discussing right before we started recording, I said I was going to try to not talk about wrestling, but I almost did the intro in a wrestling promo

for Bachman.

Yeah, we got special guest Bachman with us.

Nick has COVID booster sickness.

He got the booster in.

It's fucking him up.

Yeah.

Nick is a little...

Boosters?

Like, over and over again.

Yeah.

He won't stop.

He's addicted to getting the COVID booster got.

I, you know, he used some creative versions of the truth to get...

He gets his vaccine so fast. I love it for him. But Nick, uh, won't listen. Well, you actually might listen to this. Hey, Nick, what's up? Hey, Nick, but he even talked about it. He's a little, little bitch when it comes to, uh, sicknesses. But you know what? Hey, He works so hard. He deserves it.

There's so many other vaccines to get, I feel like, though.

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