Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about laughing in a coffee shop, provoking paranormal activity,

and bringing your boyfriend to your former mother-in-law's funeral.

I'm Jennifer. She's been with me, is Tim Lang.

Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Um, guys, Nick is not with us this week. He, he is the Easter Bunny. Yeah. And he is very busy right now. He's pretty busy. He's hiding. He's hiding. He's very Catholic. Yeah, yeah. He's doing the sign of the cross in the Easter Bunny costume. Yeah, yeah. He's doing the sign of the cross in the Easter Bunny costume.

Yeah, yeah.

He's painting little crosses and all the eggs.

Yep.

And an empty tomb?

Uh-huh.

Actually, it should be the empty tomb.

He's running around in a big costume, grave robbing.

He says it's not stealing because he puts eggs there.

But I'll never rat them out or say that he's doing it in the New Tampa Dunedin area of Florida.

Very specific.

I don't even know if they're next to each other, but New Tampa is like the worst place

than the world.

Wait, there's a New Tampa for real. I don't know if it's like a... Where is it? It's like North Tampa. Neo Tampa. I don't know if it's like real, real, or it's just like... So can we... Let's get it on the table. Yeah. Yeah. Let's get on the table. We agree to a couple things.

Okay.

It's interesting how many grocery store chains we have.

Just in general? In general. Yeah, no, I 100% agree. It's the only thing. I love talking about it. It's the only thing we have anymore, right? Yeah, everything else is like political and stressful, but being like, wait, you have a grocery store chain called Snooks? Well, that's fucked up. That's great. That's great. Wow. We're real tapestry, real tap blow. Yeah. And the second thing, which I didn't forget what I'm talking about. I was going to say. Fuck, help me. What was I saying? How about Easter eggs?

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