Dear Internet Episode 155: Conservation of Mass
Dear Internet
GeeklyInc
4.9 • 538 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2023
⏱️ 75 minutes
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Dear Internet,
On this week's show we talk about 1000 hogs, a haunted taco bell, and moaning when you eat.
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| 0:00.0 | Dear Internet. |
| 0:15.6 | Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the internet's wildest |
| 0:20.9 | question. This week we're talking about 1,000 hogs, a job haunting ghost, and moaning in front |
| 0:29.6 | of grandma. I'm Jennifer Cheek and with me is Tim Lenny. Hello Jennifer. Dick Christo. Hello |
| 0:36.7 | Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. What's up, Jennifer? What's up? I just realized I had the episode number wrong in our Google Doc. I had to fix it. Yeah, it's episode 155, not 154. Okay. Oh, no. Yeah, so kind of re-change what you're thinking. Yeah, peek Peek behind the curtain, I take the previous week's doc and use it as a copy paste on the new ones, so sometimes I forget and change. Peek behind that curtain, I use Audition, and I have to name the file beforehand. So this is going to fuck me up so bad. Oh my crap. Did Did it not be like you already had this file, you dumbass? |
| 1:13.4 | I don't know. I don't know what's happening. Computers. It's probably going to be like when you get done. Then it's going to be like, I can't save this. You should have done that. It's underscore 2 now. Idiot. Yeah. I hate computers. What about you guys? Well, we were just talking earlier about how the computer is nice, because that's where we can look up things. |
| 1:30.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.3 | That's right. I hate computers. What about you guys? Well, we were just talking earlier about how the computer is nice, because that's where we can look up things. |
| 1:30.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:31.3 | That's where I Google stuff. That's where I do my online shopping. |
| 1:34.3 | Yeah. And that's it. |
| 1:36.2 | That's all I do. I mean... |
| 1:37.5 | That's all I do. |
| 1:38.9 | Honestly, for me, that is mostly what I do on the personal computer. |
| 1:43.1 | I found out one of my buddies doesn't have like a gamer mouse or even a mouse with the two side buttons. |
| 1:50.3 | Okay. |
| 1:50.8 | And I'm like, you play games. |
| 1:53.3 | But also my gamer mouse with the two side buttons, mouse four and five, of course, I can't surf the net without them. |
| 2:00.7 | Yeah. What do you do on the web without them yeah you know what do you do |
| 2:02.0 | what do you use those buttons for backwards and forwards what the fuck backwards and forwards |
| 2:08.7 | it's so convenient wow tim was like trying to make it so that he does it have to move at all while he's |
| 2:13.9 | scrolling like you i was showing jennifer jennifer jennifer's using my computer and, just hit back. And she's like, I don't know where back is. I'm like, first of all, it's right there. Second of all, it's right there. Okay, well, I don't have a fancy mouse like that. I just have your normal classic mouse that has two little click options on it. Yeah, that's not even classic anymore. That's all as fuck. |
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