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Dear Internet

Dear Internet Episode 153: Horse Flatulence

Dear Internet

GeeklyInc

Advice, Reddit, Comedy, Relationships

4.9538 Ratings

🗓️ 17 March 2023

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Dear Internet,

On this week's show we talk about losing a sword, we revisit a question about wrestling a bear, and riding in a carriage.


Edited by Stephen Garcia


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0:00.0

Dear Internet.

0:15.6

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about losing a legendary sword, doing wrestling

0:26.3

moves in your family member's home, and a mother-daughter carriage ride. I'm Jennifer Sheet,

0:32.0

and with me is Tim Lanning. Hello, Jennifer. Nick Cristo. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. Hey, guys. We're recording on a different day than normal. And our vibe is already honestly very funny. It's weirdly good. It's going to be whacked out. No, I think it's because we're recording, like, right after work and we're just like that. I don't want these lights on. Let's see if that. Oh, we're going to, oh, we had the dark. Okay. After dark. Dear Internet, after dark. I think if we recorded, like, we could record any day of the week, and it would always be different. Yeah it it would be a different flavor any day and hi go turn the lights off oh shit and also

1:18.3

i am i am currently just gonna go do it for you like yeah i have google carly turn the lights off um i also

1:27.2

am wearing a black turtleneck and fully black pants, so I assume I just look like a little floating head. I'm wearing a black hoodie. That's for the special secret to your Patriot. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, we're camouflaged. This is what everybody been doing. It's still light outside right now because of daylight savings. I, because of day and I'm savings. Can I, can I be honest right now? Normally I'm, and I, it's not that I'm not mad about daylight savings, but I actually feel kind of less fucked up by it. Oh, wow. This time. I think that it, getting the extra light at the end of the day, it really is nice. Working from home probably helps. Yeah. But we've been doing that for like 20 years now. I feel like they keep saying they're going to make it go away. And, you know, it never goes away. I thought it was going away this time. This could be the final time. I heard, that's what I thought. I heard it didn't actually go through. Oh, my God. Yeah. These are old dudes in the government.

2:18.6

I hate the government.

2:19.9

Ruuding our lives.

2:20.8

I thought Biden was going to change things.

2:22.9

God damn.

2:23.6

I thought we were let's going, Brandon.

2:26.4

I thought it was really funny that when people were like, oh, the government's going to get rid of the time change back and forth.

2:33.8

And we all agreed, yes, that makes sense.

2:36.5

But we all also kind of agreed, like, they're not going to do anything because it's not, the government doesn't do things that are good.

2:43.3

Okay, but here's another complication, though, that I realized today at work, because I'm currently on a project where I'm working with a lot of folks in the UK.

2:49.9

Guess what?

2:50.9

They also have daylight and savings, but it's not the same time as ours.

2:54.5

It's in like two weeks.

2:56.4

Stephen, put in a freaking shotgun cocking.

2:59.5

It's so dumb.

3:00.9

Allegedly.

3:01.5

Because it's like, so honestly, I assumed that because America is like backwards and behind,

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