Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions. This week, we're talking about a house party blacklist, midnight chainsaws,

and eating perfectly good packaged donuts. I'm Jennifer Cheat, and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hello, Jennifer. Nick Bristow. Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. Hello, Jennifer. What's up, boys? You know, chilling. I could remember if we say hello, Jennifer or something else. I think it is hello, Jennifer. We say hello, Jennifer. Yeah, it was because I used to get mad if you didn't say it to me, and I would have a real fit. I bet I turned to you guys. We missed a trigger thing. So it feels like forever since we've been. Oh, yeah. We did miss last week. So let me tell you. Let me give you the excuses. Tim and I went to watch the most like transcendent three and a half hours of wrestling I've ever seen in my life. So was this your first in-person wrestling? It was. It was my first in-person wrestling. It wasn't mine. It wasn't mine. Tim has been before. He's cooler than me. I had never been. And because it was at like a local place, I was not, I was expected to be, you know, like super amateur. What do they do during the commercial break?

Do they just hug each other?

Yeah, the kiss.

Yeah, they're all making out.

They're like all riding in the ring together.

Yeah, so it was streamed on an app or whatever called Fight TV.

Which, uh, I, I, sponsored by Fightville.

Which apparently we need to get.

Yeah, because I saw some clips on their Twitter for Glory Pro Wrestling.

And it was cool because, like, oh, you definitely be able to see us and hear us.

Yeah, because we were, like, in the third row.

It was like so close.

Yeah, and there's not that many people.

Well, because the way it's set up, too, the ring is, like, really in the middle with, like, you know, going all around it.

So it's not like, it was just, like, one section going all the way back, if that makes sense.

Like, there were multiple third rows in different sections.

I got, I got you. There's four. Imagine a square, right? Imagine a square? And you put something in the middle of it. But, uh, no, on the side of it. How big was the arena? Was it like an arena arena? No, no, no. It was like a, uh, I don't know, uh, athletic hall. Yeah, it's called the South Broadway athletic club. Imagine a YMCA. Imagine like a... I don't even know, like a... Imagine a boxing ring from a movie. Yeah, yeah. I really don't know how to describe it exactly. But also there's a bar and... And they sell $2 beers. Yeah, so... So, yeah, we did that, and that was the best day of my life.

It was honestly, the wrestling was so good. I, like, really cannot describe because, like, from the very beginning, they were doing crazy shit. Like, what do you call? What's the thing when they go stand on the, what is called? The turnbuckle. I didn't know what that word was. They stand on the turnbuggle doing, like, crazy-ass flips. And yeah, it was very impressive. So someone on Twitter was like, oh, is this amateur wrestling?

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