Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet.

The show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest

questions. This week, we're talking about who gets the BHS collection in a divorce. The

Hodies of 50 Men and Mr. Blueface. I'm Jennifer Cheat and with me as Tim Lanning.

Hello, Jennifer. And Michael DeMorrow. What? What? Just kidding. Hello, Jennifer. Hey. Oh, I did a thing that Timates. Sorry, Tim. A little bit from before we were recording. Before, you can't understand. Yeah, it makes me really mad. But actually, I'm getting to just pretty quickly explain it. It's just that we're all kind of slightly out of it in different ways. And Michael was joking being like, what? Like, he's like a stoner. Yeah, I was joking about being stoner. Yeah, I was joking about me too. I'm definitely joking also about feeling bad of being a stoner and being hung over from drinking 100-proof Manhattan's that Tim made me last night. My bad.

That's all me.

We had a friend in town, so, you know, we tried a new bar.

I'm actually mad.

Because I found out that the friend is Tony and no fucking pissed.

Yeah, because before you wouldn't have cared.

No.

If it were like... And now you're like, how dare you hang out? cared, but now, like, if it were like,

And now you're like, how dare you hang out?

And you one of your other friends? Mm-hmm. I'd be like, I don't give a shit. But Tony. Yeah. Is it because you're jealous, Michael, that you weren't there to hang out with Tony? Yes. I love Tony so much. We had a great time. We play crocanol and we watch Condor and Kesha, which you know what?

I'm just going to pause on that right now because I might talk about it later. Yeah. I think we need to all get together at your place. Okay. I agree. Hey, everyone's invited. All right, let's do that. Well, I just put an asterisk on that.

Everyone's invited to who I invite.

Oh, okay.

So, you know.

I invite the entire listening audience into our home.

No.

We have air, just bring an air mattress.

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