Dear Internet.

Welcome to Dear Internet, the show where a group of friends come together to answer the Internet's wildest questions.

This week, we're talking about secret Santa gifts, play wrestling with your friend.

And a friendship torn apart by Mr. Bean.

I'm Jennifer Sheik, and with me is Tim Lanning.

Hello, Jennifer.

And Nick Bristow.

I'm not last this week.

That's right.

Uh, well, Michael is not able to be with us.

He's in mommy time.

He's, he is, yeah, he's chilling with his mama, which we fully support.

We do, we do.

Yeah, and, uh, so it's, it's, and, um, things are unusual also because we are recording on a Monday evening instead of a Sunday because Tim and I were too hungover yesterday.

I mean, we said, could we please record tomorrow.

We could have done it.

I could have done it, but I would have felt bad.

Every time I'm like, ah, guys, can we record later? You guys are like, well, time to get drunk. No, we got drunk the day before. We got drunk the day before. That's what I'm saying. You guys knew I couldn't record in the morning, so you got drunk. So we're like, oh, hell, yeah. We didn't not even say up that late is the thing. Yeah. We're just old now. That's a thing. Yeah. But we were hanging with, like, fam, with, like, cousins in town. And, like, the only way that you, like, the way you drink with your family. That's what, that's why I couldn't record in the morning either. My cousin was in town, too. When cousins comes in town, you're going to drink. Our recommendation for the things that made us happy is our cousins this week. That is so true, guys. Shout on to all the cousins. You should have cousins. Yeah, you should hang out with our cousins. Yeah. Yeah, our cousins are, that's true. I can vouch for our cousins. Yeah, text Sean at shun is cool.com. We love Sean. Yeah. Yeah. Our cousins are. That's true. I can voucher our cousins.

Yeah.

Text Sean at shon is cool.com. We love Sean. Yeah. We had a good time, got to not really be touristy per se, but one of the version of it where like, yeah, I'll try this restaurant and I haven't been to and then go to this brewery and then go to that. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Swing on the arch swing.

Swing on the arch.

Man, we didn't get to go to that. Yeah, yeah. Swing on the arch swing.

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