Yeah. Yeah. All right. What's going on? Now look, I know, uh, I know part of me thinks that in any world, any timeline, you would need plastic surgery, but if, you know, you're sitting at home and someone saying, Hey, you know, Laszlo, uh, they want to give you free plastic surgery, if you talk about their, uh, their place, sure, any plastic surgery you've ever considered getting like, what would it be? Oh, I, yeah, I wouldn't have a problem with it for sure. What's the kind that you thought? I don't know. I mean, probably stuff.

I mean, that's the most obvious and outward. Right. Like, as you get older, just like a facelift. Yeah. I guess I would go to a plastic surgeon. Yeah. Honestly, I feel like if they, if I could get that, I would do it. Right. And I would go to want to be like, just, you're the expert. Look at me. Right. Exactly. Yeah. And they're like, Hey, you know, we'll take a little bit of your eye. Okay. Now, the thing is, if you come out looking like someone who had plastic surgery, is that bother you? Like, I mean, if you knew that you're going to come out kind of looking like a plastic surgeon,

like a lot of celebrities do with that bother you. Like, I don't know the same stuff anyway, unless it's okay. So over it. Okay. Okay. And maybe I don't either. I was just like a mistake. Right. I'm trying. I mean, I know that back, like in the early 2000s, they started talking about these muscle implants and some guys were getting them. That never really took off. If that were as common and safe as like a breast as a boob job, then, okay, I don't know. What do you want to do? You want to give me a little bit more definition of my chest? How easy is this? You know, well, it's warming it up.

It's like, Hey, this is you come in here and we're going to give you biceps and a six pack. Right. Yeah, I'd be into that. But I don't know that they can do that. Now, of course, there's also, as we know, because it's been advertised to us, as long as we've had the internet, there are penis enlargement procedures that can be done. And we've talked about those before, because we're curious. Like, how common are those? Do they work? Right. We know anyone who's had one. Would they tell us if they did? What exactly goes on there? I'm very curious. By the way,

I know you're on the other side of the parade, but did you see maybe pictures of what was going on at the chiefs parade the other day where there was a group and they had these giant banners. Did you see this? No cone circumcision? Yes, it said chop the Tomahawk. Don't chop baby. Yeah, that's what he said. And they were all about ending circumcision, which by the way, I don't know anything about that organization, but I agree with their everywhere. Like, I think we should be done with that. Yeah, of course seems seems kind of crazy. Now, I know obviously in a lot of

instances, someone would say, well, it's a religious exemption, which this country often grants, but it seems like man, for a baby to do that. Anyway, that's not only plastic surgery. That's a whole other conversation.

Sure. But if they said like penile enlargement worked as well as breast augmentation. Okay. And I'd be interested. Yeah. Right. Like, no, I might be interested. And maybe I go to plastic surgeon and she'd be like, yeah, it does. Trust me, I can get this to work. I've done it a million times. It would be scary. I mean, you would be just the idea that

they're going to be down there doing anything. No, I would just be scared that it wouldn't work in that. There'd be some sort of surgical mishap. And I've read articles where like, all, you know, everything just sag to the bottom.

Yes. Black and blue and just. Yeah. Or whatever it is. And they stay there and was saggy. And like, you couldn't show it to anybody. Just look. That would. So maybe I'd be like, I don't know. Don't want that. Yeah. I mean, if I was a woman, I'd get breast implants, but it's, you know,

there's been 72 million of them done. Right. You know, how many penis implants have you done, man? Exactly. Like seven. I'm like, I don't know. Not

I'm right. Exactly. No, it's like, when I had laced it, which I was sort of different, but they're like, you know, we've done like 60,000. And you're like, right. Yeah, I know a lot of people who've had it done.

So you're like, okay, I think this is safe. But not that I've looked into the penis and large been thing a ton. But I've heard, maybe from you guys, there's a couple

of ways of doing it. One is the thing. You're talking about where they put something in there. I think it's like college and maybe something like that.

I had an article years ago where the guy broke his dick. Yeah, because they showed a picture of it. Never just slide down. It can slip. And then

clumps out and just get stuck in it. You get a big lump of this stuff. And it's all stuck there. And it can do a lot of damage.

The other thing I've heard is apparently they'll do one where they can, they can go like kind of behind it and try and

basically give it a better starting line because it's starting a little too far back. I don't know if that's real or not, you know,

the websites I'm reading this on are mostly linked from Pornhub. So who knows? I'm gonna sat down with the doctor and talk about, but I

thought this was interesting. Lazo, because they did this article. It was from Buzzfeed news, actually.

Like Chad, you're I'm with you, man. Chad on Twitch. If you want to watch us on Twitch, you can do it. Twitch. TV slash church,

a lot of chat. So the only implant I want is my car key fob. Yeah, I do want that in my hand. Yeah, I mean, that's on the way.

We've seen the guy who already did it, right? He's all about it. He's like, yeah, give it to me because he did. He did his car,

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