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Church of Lazlo Podcasts

More Than or Less Than Average Americans

Church of Lazlo Podcasts

Audacy

Comedy

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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0:00.0

More than or less than, I'm gonna give you these things

0:02.4

because they did this study

0:05.0

and figured out a few things

0:06.5

that average American does every day.

0:08.9

So I wanna see if you're higher or lower on these things.

0:11.3

Okay, I do much.

0:13.4

The average American watches 1,500 hours of TV a year.

0:17.9

Oh, boom.

0:18.7

I'm like, okay, well, let's break that down by day.

0:20.8

If you break that down by day, that's four hours a day.

0:23.1

So then I would say, I watch that more easily.

0:26.6

Easily more because even if there's days

0:28.0

when I don't watch four, there's plenty of days

0:29.4

when I watch 10, 12, you know.

0:31.4

I mean, days where I, yeah, three football games.

0:33.8

Exactly.

0:34.6

And you're just watching it back to back to back.

0:35.8

You wake up, turn the TV on and it's on

0:37.4

until you fall asleep on the couch.

0:38.7

So I think that I'm above 1,500 hours.

0:40.6

45% said more, 55% said less than that.

0:44.1

The average American uses the bathroom

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