The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness.

For he is truly his brother's keeper and finder of lost children.

And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.

Those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.

And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Church of Lazloth has begun.

Yo! Yo! You're feeling better, Ken?

I do feel better, thank you.

That's okay.

I don't know if I, you know, I went to the parade and everything seemed okay.

I will say, I'm not going to name names here, but as soon as we got on the bus to go to the parade, someone that I was with said...

Boy, I was afraid I wasn't going to make it because I really was feeling sick yesterday in this morning.

I was like, oh yeah, like how?

Oh, you know, just like body aches and sniffing and sneezing and I'm like, okay.

And then I wake up yesterday morning, just body aches on my body's fire.

I didn't have one leftover COVID test.

I don't know when they expire.

But it said that I didn't have COVID.

I think that's all, nowadays that's all anybody cares about.

Well, I took it too.

You took a COVID test?

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