Dead Ringers - 24th May

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Recorded at the Hay Festival 2024. Mordant topical satire from the usual team with voices by Jon Culshaw, Jan Ravens, Duncan Wisbey and Jess Robinson.

With writing from Tom Jamieson, Nev Fountain, Laurence Howarth, Ed Amsden & Tom Coles, Rob Darke, Edward Tew, Sophie Dixon, Sarah Campbell, Cody Dahler, Joe Topping, Rachel Thorne and Christopher Donovan.

Producer: Bill Dare Exec Producer: Richard Morris Production Coordinator: Dan Marchini Sound Designer: Rich Evans

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm Cardiff born Cardiff Bread and when I dies I'll be Cardiff Dead.
0:05.0	I'm Charlotte Church and this is my family.
0:09.0	As we get to the pub, your mama falls into the bush.
0:12.0	The teddy is going,
0:13.0	Moining his photographer is wrong.
0:15.0	Get at!
0:16.0	Listening on intimate and special conversations.
0:19.0	When you were three months old,
0:21.0	I probably had a slice of bread a day. I got through it because of you.
0:24.5	But the people I love the most. Tomorrow never comes.
0:27.5	Yesterday's past. The only time you've actually got is today.
0:31.4	Kicking back with the cat if he ends.
0:33.0	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:35.0	BBC Sounds.
0:37.0	Music Radio Podcasts.
0:40.0	I mean this was a massive balls-up in all my years on this program I've never seen a task go this badly
0:52.3	I wasn't asking you to reinvent the bleas I've never seen a task go this badly.
0:53.2	I wasn't asking you to reinvent the bleeding wheel.
0:56.0	I mean all you had to do was organize a general election announcement. And what did you forget?
1:08.0	The umbrellas, Lord Chugger.
1:11.0	That's right, Michael, bleeding umbrellas. What about a raincoat or a towel?
1:16.2	The bloke looked like a pet mouse who'd been dropped down the toilet.
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