Dead Ringers - 17th May

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

Politics, world affairs, the culture wars, and Mr Blobby.

With writing from Tom Jamieson, Nev Fountain, Laurence Howarth, Ed Amsden & Tom Coles, Rob Darke, Edward Tew, Sophie Dixon, Sarah Campbell, Cody Dahler and Joe Topping.

With additional material by Jennifer Walker, Touissaint Douglass, Christopher Donovan and Sarah Dempster.

Producer: Bill Dare Exec Producer: Pete Strauss Production Coordinator: Dan Marchini Sound Designer: Rich Evans

Transcript

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0:00.0	My name is Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a
0:05.4	podcast of me and he's going to slowly fall in love with me. Do you go to the tip?
0:09.2	Believe we're not, yeah, I do. Do you go to the supermarket? No. You know when all the shirts started getting
0:15.5	tie on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?
0:20.1	Yeah yeah and everyone looked like sausages.
0:23.0	My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.
0:27.0	Listen on BBC Sounds.
0:30.0	BBC Sounds, music radio podcasts.
1:10.0	Dead. Dead Ringers us. BBC Radio 2. And we're back and have any of you noticed that you're slowly decaying. And one day we'll die.
1:17.0	I'll be discussing that in all things play school later with Flea Benjamin. But first the labor leader Kia Starmer has revealed his six pledges to fix better.
1:27.2	He joins me now through the round window.
1:29.6	Yeah, hi Jeremy, look, this is a very exciting day for Labour and the country.
1:36.0	You've given us six pledges to fix Britain, but can the voters really trust you,
1:41.8	care after all you've dropped. voters really? I thought it was much more than that. I've been slacking.
1:47.0	Really? I thought it was much more than that. I've been slacking.
1:50.0	Well, let's go through them. One. Cut NHS waiting lists with money by going after the super-rich tax avoiders.
1:56.8	Full-proof plan. But what if the super-rich just find somewhere else to hide their money?
2:00.5	Would they really do that? They're super rich?
2:03.0	God, they're sneaky.
2:04.0	Oh, blast.
2:05.0	Right, okay, scrap that one.
2:07.0	Next, establish great British energy, a publicly owned clean energy company.
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