Dead Ringers - 31st May

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

BBC

Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2024

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

As always, the team treat all the political parties with equal contempt.

With writing from Tom Jamieson, Nev Fountain, Laurence Howarth, Ed Amsden & Tom Coles, Rob Darke, Edward Tew, Sophie Dixon and Cody Dahler.

A BBC Studios Audio Production

Producer: Bill Dare Exec Producer: Richard Morris Production Coordinator: Dan Marchini Sound Design: Rich Evans

Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm Cardiff born Cardiff Bread and when I dies I'll be Cardiff Dead.
0:05.0	I'm Charlotte Church and this is my family.
0:09.0	As we get to the pub, your mama falls into the bush.
0:12.0	The teddy is going,
0:13.0	Moining his photographer is wrong.
0:15.0	Get at!
0:16.0	Listening on intimate and special conversations.
0:19.0	When you were three months old,
0:21.0	I probably had a slice of bread a day. I got through it because of you.
0:24.5	But the people I love the most. Tomorrow never comes.
0:27.5	Yesterday's past. The only time you've actually got is today.
0:31.4	Kicking back with the Card if he ends listen on BBC Sounds.
0:35.0	BBC Sounds music radio podcasts.
0:40.0	This trial has been a disgrace, a sham. This verdict is so biased, so biased.
0:49.0	Remember if they can do this to the Donald, then they can do this to any ordinary American
0:55.1	who's tried to hide hush money paid to a porn star to stop her going to the
0:59.2	press to blab about the affair they started with her just after the birth of their fifth child by their third wife.
1:05.0	The question the whole world once answered now is,
1:09.0	Am I still running? Of course I'm running.
1:12.0	Me and fake Malania have just got as far as Tijuana just across the
1:15.9	Mexico border. We've got money, guns, and fake passports. She's Gloria Estefan and I'm Julio Iglesias. This is far from over. I like Tijuana. You get good belts. Oh, the, the, the,
1:33.0	the,
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