My name is Joe Wilkinson and I've managed to force Patrick Bamford to come on a

podcast of me and he's going to slowly fall in love with me. Do you go to the tip?

Believe we're not, yeah, I do. Do you go to the supermarket? No. You know when all the shirts started getting

tie on the players and they started selling them like that to the general public?

Yeah yeah and everyone looked like sausages.

My mate's a footballer with me, Patrick Bamford and Joe Wilkinson.

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You're listening to today with Nick Robinson and Martha Carney.

Thursday nights, Piers Morgan uncovered featured an interview with the real Martha from

Baby Reindeer, variously described as a fantasist, a menace and a pathological liar,

Piers Morgan still manages to attract excellent guests to his show.

The Met Office says there's no need for alarm after people across the UK

were spooked by the sight of a mysterious glowing orb in the sky.

Apparently it's called the sun.

But don't worry, it'll be gone by Sunday.

Westminster now and former Chancellor Nadim Zahawi has announced he's standing down at the next election saying he wants to spend more time

with his money. But the big news is that there's been a second defection of a

Tor MP to Labour. This time it's Natalie Elphick. Ms Elphick was previously married

to a disgraced Tor MP who ended up in jail. Well that doesn't narrow it down very much. She joins us on the line, Miss Elvick, why did you defect?

I'm the MP for Dover and I look out over the coast and see thousands of people in

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