Dead Ringers - 3rd May
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
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4.2 • 13.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2024
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
The winners and losers in England's elections and the SNP Scottish leadership race, and what will Harry Kane do with his golden shoe?
With writing from Nev Fountain & Tom Jamieson, Laurence Howarth, Ed Amsden & Tom Coles, Sarah Campbell, Rob Darke, Edward Tew, Sophie Dixon, Cody Dahler, Joe Topping, and Alex Bertulis-Fernandes. With additional material by Katie Sayer and Christopher Donovan.
Exec: Pete Strauss Sound Design: Rich Evans Prod Co-Ordinator: Dan Marchini Producer: Bill Dare
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| 0:39.0 | Hello, you've reached the office of Sakeer Starmer. |
| 0:42.0 | I'm sorry I can't take your call right now, |
| 0:45.0 | but I'm having a hair-jelling session with Michael Heseltine. |
| 0:48.0 | If you're a Tory MP wanting to defect to labour, please state your name clearly after the tone. |
| 0:55.7 | Ritchie Sunak. |
| 0:58.1 | I'm sorry, I didn't catch that did you say fishy lirpak no Rishi soonak I heard Rishi |
| 1:11.7 | soonak you wish to defect a labor is that correct yes okay |
| 1:16.7 | please state your reasons for defecting to labor |
| 1:19.5 | press one for the disastrous local election results |
| 1:23.7 | press two for the disastrous blackball by election result |
| 1:27.1 | press three for trashing the economy |
| 1:29.2 | oh definitely finished |
| 1:30.8 | i haven't finished for migrant finished. |
| 1:35.0 | Plus four for Migrant Foyasco. Plus five for Reform Party. |
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