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🗓️ 20 February 2015
⏱️ 42 minutes
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0:00.0 | This is my Friday. We started late. I could actually do two podcasts at once because this is the end of... |
0:26.1 | Almost the end of day five, but it's the day four podcast because we wrapped up day four barely fucking chaley. |
0:37.1 | I was so when I left here yesterday this room, I was going right into smoke one of my two emergency American spirit yellers. |
0:48.1 | I did I felt drunk enough off of two glasses of wine. |
0:53.1 | I'll be honest people I fucking I said fuck it. I had a third drink when I decided not to smoke a cigarette. |
1:00.1 | I go well then I deserve a third drink and I had that with a couple of downers because I slept all of maybe six hours and three days. |
1:10.1 | And so yeah, yeah, I pounded a fucking a downer with a third cocktail and I slept my balls up. I slept almost 12 hours last night in that fucking filthy trailer. |
1:23.1 | And I feel good about myself. Please hold that. That's my phone. |
1:30.1 | So yeah, yesterday was as close as I came to a breaking breaking spirit. |
1:37.1 | No pun. |
1:40.1 | And I held steady. I woke up. I felt great today. It was the last day of Alco. That's not I forget to I should have we should have taken some. |
1:53.1 | What do you call inventory of what we got Alco I probably explained is our little Kmart Walmart want to be. |
2:01.1 | Yes, between a dollar store and a Walmart and they've been going out of business and that today was the last day. |
2:09.1 | It's just been a clock running for the last two or three months of up to 40% off and then up to 50% off at Alco going out of business. |
2:18.1 | And now is the last day I went yesterday and they said well, everything's like 80 to 90% off anyway. |
2:26.1 | But if you buy 10 or more items, you get an additional 50% off. And I thought, all right, I can find 10 things. It looks like a fucking yard sale. |
2:34.1 | It looks like a big yard sale. It looks like a like a flea market where people just sell shit. They bought like it in a lot sale. |
2:43.1 | But it's all the just fucking nothing, nothing you need, but I can find stuff. And that was so I bought a bunch of shit. I bought 10 things. |
2:54.1 | But including like a $25 backpack and a $30 pair of shorts that actually boiled down to like $2 for the shorts that are supposed to be 30. |
3:07.1 | I got everything for 17 bucks. And so today I said, Jaley, it's the last day of Alco. This has been a staple piece of shit store bars. |
3:16.1 | And we have to see like the final victim. |
3:21.1 | So we went in and yeah, everything is 90% off. And if you get 10 things, then it's another 90% off of that. |
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