DAY 06 - Tin Can Rehab

The Doug Stanhope Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy, Arts

4.8 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 February 2015

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

DAY 06
A daily podcast following Doug's self-imposed rehab to quit smoking. The safety cigarettes are very tempting. What did Doug do? Word of the Day plus a bonus word.
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Recorded Feb 22, 2015 at the Fun House in Bisbee, AZ with Doug Stanhope (@dougstanhope). Produced and Edited by Ggreg Chaille (@gregchaille).
Links-
Hana Tokyo Sushi in Sierra Vista, AZ- http://www.hanatokyosv.com/
Junior Stopka- http://juniorstopka.com/
Intro music "30 Days In The Hole" by Humble Pie. Closing song “"Canned Heat Blues"” by Tommy Johnson. Both available on iTunes.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm a little bit drunk too.
0:23.5	This is a day six podcast, meaning day six is in the bag.
0:28.5	We're kind of in the bag on day seven sticking to kind of sticking to my rules too.
0:35.0	First of all, after seven days with no cigarettes, not even a fucking cheating drag and I came
0:41.6	in this morning.
0:42.6	I had to fucking wind.
0:43.8	I had nothing bothers me more than wind and the wind was making that fucking trailer.
0:48.2	So I skimped it out at like five there.
0:50.0	Even the fucking ikabod was creeped out.
0:52.3	The dog's been staying with me.
0:53.6	The stinking fucking dog, which we were both stinking.
0:57.2	I showered.
0:58.2	He still stinks.
0:59.2	He says the same thing about you.
1:00.1	I walked into the fucking house at like five o'clock in the morning and it's just reeked.
1:05.6	I'm immediately cigarette.
1:07.2	I have my two fucking sneaky American spirits and I snap the safety cigarette.
1:11.2	The fucking with my head like I know they're there.
1:13.6	This is a constant thing and I'm fucking I went into a hissy fit for at least 45 seconds.
1:20.4	Slamming fucking shit dishes.
1:24.3	Here's the thing.
1:26.2	As I'm slamming fucking dishes and cabinets, I'm emptying the clean dishes and putting them
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