Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend

Hollywood Handbook

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4.8 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 1 June 2015

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Sean and Hayes encounter a new Earwolf engineer and talk about the hot new movies Aloha and San Andreas. Then, ROSS MATHEWS comes by the studio to talk about bagel class with Sean, give Intern Andy advice about interning, and answer Popcorn Gallery questions about working for Jay Lego and an ancient fable.

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0:00.0	So, Kathy Kinney was maybe on front.
0:11.2	Do you guys have a fat drug?
0:14.4	She tossed me the shovels to start digging.
0:17.6	I don't know what I'm supposed to be digging.
0:21.3	Or four, yes.
0:24.4	But I just make a nice hole, finish it.
0:26.9	She shoots me with a gun.
0:31.3	Oh my.
0:32.3	And what did she think that was going to do?
0:36.7	I, to this day, have no idea.
0:41.2	But what happened, it sort of, I did a spin.
0:48.1	Of course, there's a bullet coming at you.
0:51.7	But the wind of it, it was so, made it so windy and I was so surprised that I did fall
0:57.6	into the hole and then I go to sleep.
0:59.8	I wake up, I'm so dirty.
1:01.6	There's dirt all over me.
1:04.6	Heavy dirt from the wind, just blew it back in, I guess.
1:07.9	Nobody knows.
1:09.2	I haven't spoken to Kathy at this point.
1:13.2	I've seen her from my car and I yell out to her, trying to get her attention.
1:21.3	But she didn't look.
1:23.2	She was listening to something.
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