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Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. This is it.

This is Soft Flag Time Machine. I am Andy Dawson.

I'm Sandalani, so what?

Yeah, yeah, whatever.

Welcome along to the Tuesday morning episode.

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Monday evening because you know we love you a bit more than we love the non-subscribes.

I'm sorry it'd be said but there you go. Non-subscribers you're all right you're not fucking your part-time your part-time

Percy's yeah until you become IFS I've got a fucking massive flag at

Glastonbury this year right the

lad you got in Carlisle hmm right it was he called Dave Midi middly

did he on Twitter the details are Right, Carlisle United Football Club.

Fucking proper club. I've never been away to Carlisle, have you?

Yeah, I went once, I covered them for Front magazine when they were having a resurgence in in League two a few years ago and Michael Bridges was playing for them.

What was the atmosphere like? It was great because they were on a promotion chase and Michael Bridges was playing for them so he was like they're messy and he scored a hat trick in a five

nil win and it was brilliant yeah and I got pissed up as my mates as well we all

went I think is it the most northern club in England? I think it is. I don't think it is.

I don't think it is. Newcastle's the most northern club in England apparently.

Is that right? No, it's not. It's not. Carlisle is, you're right.

Carlisle's a pretty mad town, isn't it? From what I've heard,

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