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This is top light time machine. I am Andy Dawson. I'm Sam's a lady. So what? Oh, there it is

You've just told me that you have been deep into an alternate universe today.

Yeah, I've I've missed the... I was going to see we're recording this two-thirds of a way through a triple bill of football

the England match the England Lionesses match and then Netherlands versus Portugal after we've recorded this but let's

priorities please yeah I only had half an eye on England versus Switzerland I missed

England's versus Scotland and the reason for that is I've been balls deep today in

lens increasingly popular parallel football in universe.

Because since the last time we discussed it,

there's been quite a number of developments, not least,

the fact that the commencement of what's called the Earth tournament

Yes, which is the international tournament.

I've done some digging and found out some more details about Earth Tournament. Earth Tournament has been going.

The first ever Earth Tournament was in the year

nine, right?

But get this. It was invented by Sir John Earth tournament.

Yeah, 110 years it's been going for, but get this, there's one every single summer.

Oh, fantastic. Every single summer.

Now, I have then, then, then,

Len has painstakingly detailed the winners of every single one of those tournaments he's at the

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