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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Dave Hill Returns

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 30 March 2015

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Dave Hill returns to Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend to talk about The Goddamn Dave Hill Show on WFMU, Joe Franklin, Little Joe Franklin, show biz meetings, mustard, existential crises, vintage suits, depression, Norway, tall poppy syndrome, tweets, Dick Cavett, beautiful people and so much more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, my little zucchini blossoms. It's me Allison. Welcome to another show.

0:04.3

Before the show officially starts, have a few things to say. The guest on this one is Dave Hill.

0:09.6

I'm sure you've heard me talk about him. He is one of my favorite people in the world on Twitter,

0:16.9

on comedy stages, on the guitar. I just think he's great. He was a guest a long time ago,

0:22.8

and now he's back. And I think you will enjoy the episode. I have had a crazy day of doing

0:29.9

not that much. I've been lying around on the couch, and when I'm not on the couch, I've been walking

0:35.2

around, hobbling around, moaning, and holding my legs. Because what happened is Daniel said to me,

0:44.4

because I'm always trying to be a little more fit. And Daniel was like, look, you know calories,

0:49.9

but I know fitness and working out. So let me help you, because I ride the exercise bike a lot.

0:55.8

But according to Daniel, I'm not building muscle. And if I did, then that would just, apparently,

1:03.0

that boost your metabolism and all of a step, which I've heard, you know, a thousand times. So I said,

1:07.4

fine, Mr. Fitness. I'll let you out. He's staring at me as I say this. Fine, Mr. I did P90 X once,

1:17.9

six years ago. Again, now he's giving me a dirty look. I love when you don't have a mic, and I do.

1:26.7

He did P90 X more than once. He's done more than P90 X, honey. That's what he just told me. I know, I know.

1:33.8

Anyway, though, we did some squats and some jump squats and some cum squats and some laterals and

1:40.1

some triangles. And all I know is I was able to pull it off somewhat at the time. However, now I am in

1:47.8

so much pain, so much pain. So I think that means I'm set for like a year, right? That's how it works,

1:56.3

right? Hello. Apparently, that's not how it works. There's more pain in the future. Anyway, all I'm

2:05.1

saying is, wow, I didn't realize how much I wasn't prepared to do that. And now I don't even think

2:11.4

I can do the bike today because I'm walking around on noodles, painful noodles. But you know what's

2:18.6

not painful? And this is something I want to tell you about my feet because I have bomba socks. And

2:24.8

I love bomba socks. You guys have probably heard me for the last couple of weeks talking about bomba

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