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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Thursday Show (Alison's Underwear, Trevor Noah Talk, Jordan's Dating Life)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.66.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2015

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

Alison is joined by Jordan Morris, Jeff Fox, Daniel Quantz and Allan Moss for a discussion of Alison's underwear, trendy restaurant service, the trouble with communal tables, Jordan's dating life, shower resistance, Jeff's April Fool's tweets, Trevor Noah, min-stim IVF and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

Transcript

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0:00.0

And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Alison Rosen, is your

0:09.0

new best friend show tonight. Alison, welcome to guests. The unshackled, uncensored, and

0:14.7

ungened Alan Moss. Special guest, boy detective Jordan Morris is here to tell us how he

0:20.3

cracked the case of the missing female orgasm. Chef Jeff is on the ones in twos, the peas

0:25.7

and poops that is. And I'm her soulmate Daniel, yay. Asking you to touch the tushy, hop on

0:31.7

board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend, Alison Rosen.

1:00.7

My little onion rings, it's me Alison, welcome to another exciting Thursday show. I would

1:05.5

like to say hello to my guests. Hello, Jordan Morris. Hi, Alison. Everyone's excited

1:10.2

that you're back. I'm excited that I'm back. I'm more excited

1:13.2

that you're back. You're a crowd favorite. Get out of show. Are you more excited than

1:17.6

I am or more excited than the audience is? I'm more excited than in that scenario I

1:23.2

meant more excited than you. Okay. Because I couldn't be more excited than the audience.

1:27.0

No, I mean, they're thrilled. They are. It's deafening. Yeah. Yeah. Hello, Al. Hello.

1:32.9

And hello, Daniel. Hey, and hi, Jeff. Go need you, hot cracker, sons. What's that character?

1:41.0

Big energy. Morning, drive time. Let's get. Yeah, baby. That's my Austin Powers drop. I like

1:50.3

it. Yeah, thanks. I could tell, but I like that you explained who it was. I guess I don't

1:55.0

listen to a ton of morning radio these days. Do they still drop in quotes from Austin

1:58.8

Powers? I'm sure they do. I feel like, yes, even before and after Austin Powers, they

2:04.4

will still be doing that. Yeah. It's just timeless. Yeah. I feel like it's just comedy.

2:07.8

Yeah. Austin Powers lives on in two second bursts on morning radio. Right. You know, it

2:12.4

doesn't get old for me is borat drops. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Sure. I don't know why. What you're

2:17.3

being sincere, right? They should be really annoying and old by now, but I just still think

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