Thursday Show (Jeff's Bike Story, Alison's Romantic Bathroom Desires, Dustin's Mortifying Moment)

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Funny, Comic, Interviews, Women, Celebrity, Grief, Psychology, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 6.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2015

⏱️ 121 minutes

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Summary

Alison is joined by Jeff Fox, Dustin Goot, Daniel Quantz, Allan Moss and Jenna Kim Jones for a discussion of mortifying moments (Dustin pooped his pants!), bike riding, scary movies, the proper way to greet ghosts, exercise farts, that controversial segment Alison did last week and why it was problematic, grocery delivery, romance and more. We also did a round of Just Me Or Everyone.

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0:00.0	And now live from dining room studios in Hollywood, California, it's Yaluson Rosen as your
0:07.5	new best friend show. Tonight, Allison welcomes your guests, the queen of clean,
0:12.0	Gen. Kim Jones, the hashtag master general, Alan Moss, the root and truth and dust and
0:18.3	gluten. And chef Jeff will tell us a story of how he lost his virginity to play the spaghetti.
0:23.0	I'm Daniel Quartz, the man of this house and if you don't like it, you can go live with your
0:27.5	mother telling you to slap leather hop on board the love bus and say hello to your new best friend,
0:33.5	Allison Rosen.
0:58.5	Hello, my little Kindles kids, it's me Allison. Welcome to another exciting Thursday show.
1:03.5	I want to welcome my guest, Hello Dustin Goot. Hello. I'm excited. I got a sneak peek at a story that's
1:10.5	coming from you and I'm excited and we're all excited. I'm excited too, but not as excited as I was
1:18.5	during the story, which will all be I think we'll all be happy for once we know the details.
1:25.5	Yes, cannot wait. Hello Jenna. Hi, hi, Alan. Good evening. Hello, Daniel. Hi.
1:31.5	Kudos on that intro. Oh, thank you. That's one yet. Yeah, I was pretty. Kudos Daniel as well.
1:37.5	I noticed you fully banished the weeny Daniel intro. It's like you're you're going full man now.
1:44.5	Fuck it. I'd seen you backing away from it in previous weeks. I got to say we, Allison, I spoke about it
1:50.5	and it was like this thing only works if I just commit. Well, wait, get to that in a second. Hello Jeff. Hello.
1:57.5	Where am I? There you are. All right. Now we can go back to that. Yes, Daniel and I had a conversation
2:04.5	pulling back the curtain and I said it doesn't work if you are just going to just coast. You know, you got to sell it.
2:13.5	100 and I've met it on 150. I definitely did more than 110 because I feel like 100 today is 110 is the new 100.
2:21.5	That's right. That's what I was trying to say. Yes, it's not enough anymore.
2:25.5	I think that when I first did it, when I first did it, I wasn't thinking I would do it every show.
2:33.5	And so then for a few shows, it was like, oh, I'm doing this every show now. And now it's like, fuck it.
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