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🗓️ 2 May 2026

⏱️ 89 minutes

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0:00 Intro
1:26 He keeps hinting at an unusual kink 2 weeks in https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1q5cqxk/aio_he_keeps_hinting_at_an_unusual_kink_2_weeks_in/
9:23 Sponsor
11:03 The way my gf talks about her car is weird https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/x83man/aita_for_telling_my_girlfriend_the_way_she_talks/
18:24 My bf stayed at another woman's apartment https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1nt4447/aio_for_being_mad_my_boyfriend_stayed_the_night/
23:38 Is my neighbor into me or is she just being friendly? https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/l2b37f/is_my_24f_neighbour_27f_into_me_or_is_she_just/
37:06 Sponsor
38:24 Back to the gay story
45:44 I bought my gf vanilla shampoo https://www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comments/1q3wji3/aitah_for_buying_my_girlfriend_vanilla_shampoo/
58:48 My gf left me over a cheese wheel https://www.reddit.com/r/AmIOverreacting/comments/1qphs75/aio_my_girlfriend_left_me_over_a_cheese_wheel/

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