Raise The Red Flag | Reading Reddit Stories

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4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00 Intro
2:18 My bf told me snacking on cheese balls is a deal breaker https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/1dtaegt/my_24f_boyfriend_25m_told_me_that_snacking_on/
11:13 Sponsor
12:46 Back to the cheese story
22:49 I quit without notice over fake job postings https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/r8r8vd/aita_for_quitting_without_notice_over_fake_job/
30:20 Gf snooped through my Reddit and wants me to change my advice https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/qeycv7/gf_23_snooped_through_my_m22_reddit_account_and/
45:26 I refuse to get rid of a painting my friend gave me https://www.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/nf9068/aita_for_refusing_to_get_rid_of_a_painting_my/
55:15 MIL thinks I'm a witch because I dressed as one for Halloween https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoHotTakes/comments/1gf3cum/motherinlaw_thinks_i_am_a_witch_because_i_dressed/

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to Smosh.
0:03.7	Oh my God.
0:06.0	Oh, that was awesome.
0:10.1	Is that a red flag?
0:11.4	That was really good.
0:12.5	Hello and welcome to Smoshreed's Reddit Stories.
0:15.4	I'm Shane.
0:16.3	And today, we are doing red flags.
0:19.6	That's right.
0:20.3	And I'm joined by two. No, I'm joined by one red flag and one green flag. Who's who? Who is who? Trevor and Courtney. Red what? What did you call me? Red flag. I thought you said something else. Don't. Whoa. Shame. White boy, you can't say that. You can't say that white baby. We have red flags. We have red ones standing by and he like flies. Sorry, so sorry. Hi, how's it going? Good. I'm ready to read. Well, you're not reading. I'm reading. Well, I'm ready to read OPE-D-FEL.
0:57.7	I'm ready to practice my active listening skills.
1:00.8	I think the Red Flag episodes are sometimes some of my favorites.
1:04.5	And I think it's just a funny energy in the office in the studio today because we've been working from home a lot and moving the studio.
1:08.5	So it's just, I forgot how to person a little bit.
1:11.0	I, I, I have two.
1:27.9	Yeah. Like, I was reading a book the other night. I was like, oh, I really need to read because, like, I'm not reading Reddit stories. So, like, when I, what if when we filmed the next episode, I forgot how to read? He forgot how to read it. Bro, goes a couple weeks without Reddit stories. you get into a flow with reading when you don't read for a while you start reading
1:29.6	I'm like I read really slow when I haven't read for a while. And I got to like... You reading really slow out loud. I'm just like, my boyfriend, imagine if that was how it was. All right, so we're going to read stories. They're going to have possible red flags, maybe some green flags.
1:44.9	And you guys have red flags and green flags that you can hold up when you feel the signs. What if I don't want to? You don't have to. Cool. You can do whatever you want, technically. Green flag, he's letting you do what you want. Green flag. Yeah. All right, we're going to hop into it.
1:58.4	All right.
1:58.7	Reader boy.
1:59.7	Whoa.
2:00.3	Let's see it.
	...

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