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🗓️ 25 April 2026

⏱️ 81 minutes

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0:00 Intro
4:31 I put a daily alarm for 2:59am on weekdays https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1l31ikw/i_put_a_daily_alarm_for_259_on_weekdays/
13:04 Sponsor
14:26 Back to the alarm story
15:44 Most people are not dog people https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1l8c6r8/most_people_are_not_dog_people_and_im_tired_of/
28:23 Sponsor
29:38 I like to wear my clothes in the shower before taking them off https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/lxarye/i_like_to_wear_my_clothes_in_the_shower_for_a_few/
38:04 All hobbies are not equal https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/1qklemb/all_hobbies_are_not_equal/
49:08 The "worm girlfriend" question is logical https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1k98nep/the_worm_girlfriend_question_is_logical/
1:00:04 I skip every single cut scene in every game I play https://www.reddit.com/r/The10thDentist/comments/1ipq8yj/i_skip_every_single_dialogue_or_cut_scene_in/
1:10:20 We should put dinosaurs on money https://www.reddit.com/r/unpopularopinion/comments/m1lqgk/we_should_put_dinosaurs_on_money_instead_of/

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Damien Haas // https://www.instagram.com/damienhaas/
Arasha // https://www.instagram.com/arashababy/

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0:42.9	authorized and regulated by the financial conduct authority hello and welcome to smosh reads redid stories
0:47.2	i'm Shane and today's theme is unpopular opinions and i'm joined by two of my friends who have
0:54.1	extremely unpopular opinions about pretty much everything. They're going to share some right now. Damien and Arasha. Okay. Okay. I got one. I feel like I have so many just like ready to go always and now I'm on the spot. All I can think of is just so popular. It's crazy. Everything I think is just really popular.
1:11.5	Well, I have ones.
1:12.5	I just don't know if, like, it's okay to say them. That's fair. Okay, you know what? Let's try it. All right. Okay. We just cut it. Yeah, you can cut it. And our first story. And our first story. You and I are like noticeably disheveled and uncomfortable
1:26.5	absolutely. Okay, hear me
1:28.4	out though. Okay, let's start.
1:30.4	I think if story. And our first story. You and I are like noticeably disheveled and uncomfortable. Absolutely.
1:27.7	Okay.
2:00.9	Hear me out though. Okay. Let's start. I think if you're over the age of like 60, you have to retest for your driver's license. I agree. That's not, that's, that's a popular opinion. Okay. Well, I feel like people would come at me for being like ageist and I'm not trying to do that. No, I think 100%. No, 100%. It's just like, put the pedal to the pedal. Like, we got to go. You know? Yeah. I know I 100% fully agree. Okay. Okay. I honestly, I got a little nervous. Like, my toes are a little curled right now because I was, I didn't know know how that was gonna go down. We are canceling the operation.
2:03.3	Shit.
2:10.8	I'm gonna,
2:11.8	Damien, yeah.
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