Dating for Personality or Looks (w/ Erin Whitehead)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 23 November 2018
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
"The thought of you inside me makes me upset"
Erin Whitehead (Animals, Wild Horses) shares her experiences on a dating app designed for Apple fans, why she doesn't like relationships, and dating for looks vs personality. Nicole's shopping for a sex torso to practice her eye contact.
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:09.6 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:11.4 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:13.3 | Please tell me why. |
| 0:17.8 | Oh baby, welcome to why won't you date me? |
| 0:27.4 | I'm Nicole Byer and this is a podcast where I try to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:35.0 | Even though you ask nicely and at least three times, I'll suck on your little toes even |
| 0:40.0 | though I hate being. |
| 0:41.5 | My guest today, you know her, you love her. |
| 0:44.5 | She's been on bajillion Dollar Properties. |
| 0:46.9 | She's a voice on HBO's animals. |
| 0:49.8 | She's also part of this improv group that's very, very wonderful wild horses. |
| 0:54.2 | Hi, Karen Whitehead. |
| 0:56.2 | Hi, hi. |
| 0:58.2 | Hi. |
| 0:59.2 | Thank you so much for being here. |
| 1:02.0 | I mean, my lord, thank you for having me. |
| 1:04.2 | You know I love the show. |
| 1:06.2 | Thank you so much. |
| 1:07.8 | I asked you to do the podcast after I was on hinge and there was a man, fuck, I got |
| 1:17.9 | to find it. |
| 1:19.2 | So I was swiping through hinge and I was reading this man's profile and he said his simple |
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