Nicole Reviews Guy Fieri's Restaurant at the Burbank Airport (w/ Justin Noble)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2018

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

"This is the best date I've ever planned, and it's all downhill from here." Nicole opens up about her current dating life! She shares the story of her best date ever at Guy Fieri's restaurant at the Burbank airport. Justin Noble (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) joins Nicole to give her some texting advice, speculate what life must be like when you're pretty, and talk about the pilot they produced together. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why won't you date me?
0:28.2	A podcast for me.
0:29.6	Nicole Buyer tries to figure out why I'm still single.
0:33.6	Even though I will wear a costume, a made costume, and role play slave things.
0:44.8	Ah, maybe I won't do that. That's bad.
0:54.4	My guest today, oh, what a treat. I'm so excited to have him here.
0:58.8	He writes on Brooklyn 9.9 currently, and he let me be in his pilot from last year that didn't get picked up.
1:05.6	Yay! It's Justin Novo!
1:08.1	Hello!
1:09.6	Woo-woo-woo!
1:10.6	Justin, thank you so much for being here.
1:12.7	I'm excited to be here.
1:14.4	Oh, what a treat, what a dream.
1:16.4	That pilot was so good.
1:18.6	I loved it.
1:20.0	I agree.
1:21.0	I had to get my little thingies on it because I was like, I got to see if I'm funny.
1:25.8	Because that's like my quest.
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