Nicole Does a Live Tarot Reading (w/ Inessa Frantowski)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

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4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 30 November 2018

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

Inessa Frantowski (UCB) performs a live tarot reading for Nicole, and boy, are the results dark. They also discuss at what point in the relationship do you have 'the talk', and changing yourself to attract potential partners. Nicole's giving up and starts scheming up a way to be on 90 Day Fiance. Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts. Leave a dirty comment for a chance have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter: @nicolebyer Instagram: @nicolebyer Facebook: www.facebook.com/nicolebyercomedy

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:09.6	Why won't you date me?
0:11.4	Why won't you date me?
0:13.3	Please tell me why.
0:17.8	Oh, boy, welcome to Oh, I want you to date me.
0:28.8	A podcast where I try to figure out how I'm still single, even though I will let you
0:35.2	time me up and you can not even have sex with me and leave me in a room for a couple days
0:39.2	and I won't call anybody to help.
0:43.3	My guest today, you know it from the UCB show.
0:47.2	I want my phone back and that's a frinta osc!
0:49.8	Oh my goodness!
0:51.8	I gotta tell you, I'm bursting at the seams to be here.
0:54.8	I'm so excited to have you and you're gonna read my tarot cards.
0:59.4	Yes, I should say that I am not in fact a professional psychic or in fact psychic at all,
1:04.8	but I do do this for a bit of fun and I do have a pretty good sense of things.
1:09.5	Okay, great. Should we just jump into this?
1:12.2	Okay, um, sure. First of all, have you ever had your tarot cards read before?
1:16.2	I have had my tarot cards read so many times.
1:19.5	You have? Okay.
1:20.9	Yay! I've also seen mediums. I've had mediums.
1:25.6	Okay. Speak to dead people on my behalf.
1:29.2	Uh-huh.
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