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Hello, bienvenito. Welcome one and all to a brand spanking new episode of the low-life podcast.

I'm your flaming hot and spicy, seasonally depressed, white wine drinking,

talkie finger licking, Target, overspending, hot mess of a host, Lorenzo von Rumpf.

And I am so freaking happy to be here with you today. There is no place I'd rather be than right here in my safe space where I can wave my freak flag. Oh, just let it all hang out. I'm so happy to be here with you. I hope you're having a beautiful day and a great week so far. But if you are not having a great day, if this has been a shitty kitty sort of a week, if you're feeling stressed, overwhelmed, you got some bad news that you were just hit with, life is throwing curveballs out your way and you feel so overwhelmed. Don't you worry, boo-boo. Don't you fret. You have come to the right place. We're about to turn that frown upside down. We got a great show in store for you today. I'm so excited for this one.

Absolutely love this guest. I'm so happy that she came back, flew in from Pennsylvania to be on the show

again. That's a real commitment to the low life. She booked that flight just so we can have a nice

bottle of wine, look into each other's eyes and have a great face-to-face conversation,

all nice and cozy. And that's what we're sharing with you guys today. Before we get into this week's episode,

though, let's talk about mental health. Nobody asked about my mental health score. For the record,

a lot of people ask. I just say that. It's like my thing, you know, because nobody used to ask,

but I'm really happy people are asking now.

And so, yeah, nobody asked, but my mental health score this week, on a scale of one to 10,

one being your local DMV with shitty lighting and you're waiting in line for three hours,

miserable.

10 being a five-star resort, all-inclusive, you have drink vouchers, you're feeling great. The weather is beautiful. You're on cloud nine. That would be a solid 10 for me. Right now, I'm a solid 7.5.

Hell, you know what? I might even give myself an 8. I'll say I'm an 8 right now. I'm feeling

pretty damn good, which isn't my norm. Sometimes I feel good. Sometimes I'm like, damn, I'm feeling really

shitty right now. But I'm feeling good right now. I've been taking care of myself, been drinking some

water. I just came off of a wonderful little bromance honeymoon with Mr. Jason Tardick. He was here

visiting me in L.A. He was here for, what, three days? And so he just left yesterday. And I was able to spend some real quality time with him. I didn't expect for Jason and I to become so incredibly close. Like that never entered my mind when I first met him, considering he's this butch finance guy, heterosexual,

Wolf on Wall Street from Buffalo, New York.

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