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The Commercial Break

Dating Can Be Such A MYSTERY!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2022

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

The podcast has almost 3,00,000 downloads! Bryan and Krissy still don't understand why. Maybe it was...ALIENS! Bryan gets a text from a long lost friend, last heard from 10 years ago! Memories come flooding back about the River Room. A high end steak house where the food was always delicious, the booze always flowed and "bar regulars" always found a way to strike out with single ladies. Finally, Mystery is the world's most famous PUA...whatever that means. He talks nonsense while the gang has fun. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

On this episode of the commercial break.

0:11.0

What the fuck are you talking about?

0:13.0

This is a very nice bar.

0:15.0

It's a steakhouse.

0:16.0

Like, you know, you don't put...

0:17.0

No, no, no.

0:18.0

No, don't hang a buffalo heads in there.

0:21.0

You can't stop a man on a mission.

0:23.0

He hangs those buffalo heads.

0:24.0

Did he?

0:25.0

Chrissy?

0:26.0

It didn't take three days before those buffalo heads came back down.

0:29.0

He mounted a lion on a buffalo and elephant.

0:32.0

Oh my god.

0:33.0

The baby bear.

0:34.0

He offended everybody.

0:36.0

You're 25.

0:37.0

Looks like 55.

0:38.0

I don't know.

0:39.0

Is that making you hard right now?

0:41.0

Getting a little wet.

0:42.0

Are you soaking through your panties?

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