Nodes, Needs and Dial-A-Dates!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

There is an award given each year for bad erotic passages in otherwise good books. Bryan and Krissy review a few of these passages. Then, Marlon is on date number 5 with Sugar Mama and he is struggling to make it through. With eyes on the prize of an all expense paid trip to Venice will he make it? Bryan and Krissy have their doubts! Finally, the 90's was a wild time for paid phone lines and one of the biggest was "Dial-A-Date". A phone based sex line. Bryan and Krissy review a HORRIBLE infomercial promoting Dial-A-Date. LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	On this episode of the commercial break, she got him on the note between the neighboring
0:14.0	needs.
0:15.0	I don't even know.
0:16.0	I could not even begin to possibly understand exactly what that means.
0:18.9	I'm trying to think, no neighboring needs.
0:22.1	Needs?
0:23.1	Needs.
0:24.1	Yes.
0:25.1	She got him on the note.
0:26.1	Make more sense with knees.
0:27.1	Yeah.
0:28.1	And it says, in an effort to spread the word about cryptocurrency and like, you know,
0:34.0	encourage investing, right?
0:36.8	I'm giving you two for one up to $50,000, right?
0:41.4	You send me your crypto wallet with a little crypto, right?
0:46.8	You send me some crypto.
0:48.4	Okay.
0:49.4	I send it back to you, double your money.
0:50.4	Okay.
0:51.4	Chrissy, I could not have had more fucking stupid about this.
0:54.6	I guarantee that half the money that these people made was horny, 16 year old boys in
0:59.7	middle America.
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