Sex Is For The Birds!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

Birds are everywhere. Every climate and country has them. And Bryan has a bird sanctuary on his front door. Will Bryan save the baby birds from certain snake death? Yes he will! Krissy has a bird feeder problem and the hawk is chasing Blue around the yard. Then the gang review Madonna's new insane NFT and wonder if she is taking the plastic surgery too far. Finally, Millennials and Gen Z's are not having sex. Almost at all! Bryan and Krissy discuss possible reasons why, remember the wing-wang 90's and wonder what's the problem....or is there one? LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at: 1.855.TCB.8383 Lululemon.com is for people who like comfort! Watch Us on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Written By: Bryan Green Exec Producers: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Content Production & Research: Tina Khano YouTube Producer & Editor: Morgan Please Audio Editing: Christina A. Executive Director: Astrid B. Associate Producer: Gustavo Episodic Contribution: Marianne, Diane, Natalie, Will The Champ, Will D** Huge Thanks To Our Supportive Listeners, Friends, Family & Spouses: Astrid & Jeff!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:07.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:16.0	And breathe.
0:19.6	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:24.4	Get a quote at minipets.com.
0:28.4	Conditions and exclusions apply.
0:30.1	Estimated round trip cost $14,000. If he flew commercial, it would be as low as $180.
0:39.7	My congregation's world. I need to play.
0:42.7	He says his jet allows him to better spread his message around the world. And it sure has taken him
0:48.3	to some pretty nice places. I really believe that if Jesus was physically on the earth today,
0:53.7	he wouldn't be riding the donkey. Deplantus now wants an upgrade to this $54 million
1:00.0	to Salt 7x that comes with lavish interiors. So for you that don't think I should have that playing
1:06.4	God told me to have that plan.
1:11.0	When he didn't respond to our request for an interview, I met him at a book signing.
1:15.7	Why do you need a $54 million private jet? We're not doing any kind of interviews right now.
1:20.6	I'm in a book. I just like to know why you need to keep your hands off me.
1:24.1	Why are your people touching me like this? Because you need to let go of me.
1:28.8	The next day back on the pulpit, he joked about how his security got rid of me.
1:34.0	She gone. I can hear it hollering.
1:38.3	And I can't back say what'd you do with it? He said I made her outside edition.
1:41.3	On this episode of the Commercial Break.
1:50.5	And I'm like holy shit, what do I do? And I'm like I guess I do nothing. It's a black snake.
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