Darkest MAGA Before the Dawn

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.7 • 25.6K Ratings

🗓️ 21 May 2022

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

Lovett or Leave It mentions the bisque during our wind-swept tour stop in Portland, Maine! Cosmologist Chanda Prescod-Weinstein has Lovett reaching for the stars, while a grizzled lighthouse keeper (John Hodgman, Judge John Hodgman live at Lincoln Center on June 29) laments how quickly conservatives have slipped into madness. That’s his thing! Hollis candidate Eric Kuntz takes on the right-wing invasion of school boards, and the Rant Wheel steers us through the choppy waters of The Sims, the CDC and Bling Empire

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0:00.0	Good evening, Portland.
0:24.0	Welcome to Love It or Leave It. Live or else here at the State Theatre in Portland, Maine.
0:36.0	Portland, I have just one thing to say about your fair city. Yes. I get it. I get it. 10 out of 10.
0:51.0	Lobster rolls and pink hair on every corner. 10 out of 10.
0:58.0	A New England town where everyone is nice previously thought to be physically impossible according to scientists.
1:05.0	10 out of 10.
1:09.0	And you know this show. I don't come out here in a pander.
1:14.0	I'll tell the truth. I'll tell the truth. What they're serving in St. Louis, it's not pizza.
1:21.0	Sure, I'll say it here.
1:26.0	We have got a great show for you. John DePrescaud Weinstein is here to answer all of your space questions
1:34.0	that are taking up space in your brain. John Hodgman is here.
1:41.0	I know you're familiar. I know you're familiar. He's bringing with him a lighthouse keeper who's gone a bit baddy.
1:50.0	School board candidate Eric Coons is here and wants to take our local government back from those who would terrify gay kids and find libraries unnecessary.
2:03.0	Plus the rant wheel. And we want to hear your high notes live in person so think happy thoughts.
2:11.0	Get ready for later in the show. But first, let's get into it. What a week.
2:20.0	On Monday, Lieutenant Governor John Federman, the leading Democratic candidate revealed he suffered a stroke but reassured voters that he was headed toward a full recovery.
2:28.0	We wouldn't worry. He's under the medical care of a top notch team of doctors, headed by one named. Hold on, I've got the name right here.
2:35.0	Doctor Oz. Oh no. Imagine your John Federman beep, beep, beep, you open your eyes and you see that fucking bowtoxed face coming at you.
2:50.0	A pillow down. And despite his brains failed effort to derail his candidacy, Federman won Pennsylvania's Democratic Senate primary on Tuesday.
3:02.0	The results are in voters want the largest Democrat we can find. Stop asking policy questions. Start asking how many buckets of God they eat per day.
3:16.0	Meanwhile, Pennsylvania Republicans chose State Center Doug Masteriano, a literal insurrectionist who was at the Capitol on January 6 as their gubernatorial candidate.
3:26.0	Here's what he said about what he do as governor. I get to appoint the Secretary of State who's delegated from me the power to make the corrections to elections, the voting logs and everything.
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