Wanda Maximoff v. Sam Alito
Lovett or Leave It
Lovett or Leave It
4.7 • 25.6K Ratings
🗓️ 14 May 2022
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Lovett or Leave It is up past our bedtime at the ‘ol Hollywood Improv. A super chill GOP congresswoman (Atsuko Okatsuka) thinks we should all calm down about this leaked opinion. Jason Concepcion swings on by like Spider-Man to decide which hero is the most super of all. Lovett and Erin Ryan go house hunting based on real estate prices and... other factors. What will they pick!? The answer may surprise you. But wanna know what’s really surprising? The too hot takes Jon, Atsuko, Jason, and Erin find themselves forced to defend.
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| 0:00.0 | Uerreel composer |
| 0:25.2 | Great to be back at the improv. It's good to see all of you. You are the die-hards 10 |
| 0:32.0 | 15 on a Thursday |
| 0:36.4 | Welcome to the late show it's bad bitch o'clock |
| 0:41.8 | And feeling fussy |
| 0:44.3 | My Poloncy I see |
| 0:46.3 | We've got a great show for you. We have a super chill GOP legislator. We'll just probably you know chill out |
| 0:55.0 | Aaron Ryan is here and would you believe she's been enraged by recent events? |
| 0:58.6 | Jason gets Epsione is also here and he's ready to fight |
| 1:02.4 | Wanda Maximoff |
| 1:04.4 | And we've got some tanks and they're hot off the presses with Aaron Jason and Otzko Akatsuka |
| 1:12.2 | But first |
| 1:13.7 | Let's get into it. What a week |
| 1:19.4 | The Biden White House issued a warning that the United States might face after 100 million cases of COVID-19 this coming fall and winter |
| 1:27.6 | So thanks for the heads up I guess |
| 1:31.1 | Maybe now we should just do what the Bush administration did after 9-11 just give us a completely useless |
| 1:37.1 | National color coding chart |
| 1:39.7 | It's green in the spring. It's orange in the fall. It's a red winter |
| 1:43.1 | The administration went on to advise Americans to get their fucking and sucking done this summer |
| 1:51.8 | It's a cool. That's a cool |
| 1:55.4 | Dr. Jill Biden paid a surprise in person visit to Ukraine Sunday visiting with the country's first lady said first lady |
| 2:01.3 | Zelenska. Oh, thank God a doctor |
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