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Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

News, Comedy

4.725.6K Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2022

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Lovett or Leave It returns to Dynasty Typewriter as we choose to be mad after a sad week. Comedian Nish Kumar busts up Partygate, while author and actor Ryan O’Connell calls ‘em like he sees ‘em. Tom Cruise (Kel Cripe) stops by in disguise, while the time traveler (Langston Kerman) from The Time Traveler’s Wife joins with a harrowing warning about the future: it’s going to be the same as now, unless we do something about it. And we cap the evening with a galvanizing roll of the Rant Wheel.


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0:00.0

Hello, Los Angeles.

0:07.0

It's good to see all of you. It's great to be back.

0:20.0

Welcome to Love It or Leave It Live or Else. Tonight's show is brought to you by Rick Caruso.

0:27.0

You love the Grove. Turn off your brain and vote Rick Caruso.

0:32.0

Don't do it. Quick poll. Glendale Galleria versus the Grove. Galleria.

0:41.0

Grove? Correct answer is Carambass.

0:47.0

We've got a great show for you. We obviously can never know for sure, but we've heard that Tom Cruise has been sneaking into theaters.

0:54.0

So there's always a chance he's here.

0:56.0

No.

0:58.0

Are you serious?

1:01.0

Nish Kumar is here.

1:03.0

And he's brought some jokes from across the font.

1:07.0

The Time Traveler's wife, Susband, aka the Time Traveler, is here.

1:12.0

Ryan O'Connell is here and we're going to take some shots of the dark based on appearance.

1:15.0

His plus, Kel Kripe and Langston Kermen joined Ryan and Nish for the Rantwheel.

1:20.0

what could we possibly have to be mad about?

1:22.9

Let's get into it.

1:25.1

What a week.

1:26.1

Oh!

1:27.1

Whoa!

1:28.1

Yes!

1:29.1

All right.

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