Dark Chocolate is Woke Nonsense | The Aztecs (Part 4/5)

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Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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🗓️ 19 June 2025

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Cortes kills Montezuma, but more importantly could a human impregnate a pig? The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Imagine a delicious patty nestled between two buns with cheese and ketchup.
0:04.7	It's not a burger.
0:05.6	That patty is actually sausage, which makes this a sandwich.
0:08.6	A breakfast sausage sandwich, the new 199 sausage sandwich from McDonald's.
0:12.8	Made with RSPCA at short pork.
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0:32.8	Thank you. Price and participation may vary. Up charges and fees apply to delivery. Subjects of availability. Welcome back to Finn versus History.
0:34.8	I'm here with the Ray Show Gould.
0:36.5	It's part four of our epic Aztec series. Where are we? Where are we? Monti's been captured by Cortez. In a kind of weird way. He's under house arrest. Sort of. He's under house arrest, but he's also sort of still the emperor. People are kind of a bit disgruntled.
0:54.8	Yeah.
0:55.1	There's like, in the Spanish accounts,
0:57.0	there's just like 200 Spanish people
0:58.8	keeping the emperor captive in a city with thousands of people.
1:02.1	Montezuma seems like a strange,
1:04.2	even if he is not as subservant as he's painted to be.
1:08.4	He's still like, yeah, no, I'll find.
1:27.8	It's your girlfriend's best girlfriend's boyfriend's boyfriend you know just an odd bloke you don't want to just weird i don't want to hang out with him yeah he wouldn't i wouldn't choose him to be my mate actually do you know what now i'm thinking not i am thinking of my um yeah that he's like montezuma yeah i got you know what I mean it's like it's hard to explain
1:28.5	but it's just a bit odd what's sat next to him at a wedding wait what do you do again it's boring and strange yeah it's strange but it's not exciting yeah yeah can we not hang out with him anymore Montezuma's now the house arrest. I imagine it's like that bit from, you know, that meme of Pablo and Marcos.
1:47.8	Very much. Yeah. So, Montezuma's now on the house arrest. I imagine it's like
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