A Suckling Biggins | The Aztecs (Part 5/5)

Fin vs History

Fin Taylor & Horatio Gould

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4.7 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2025

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Tenochtitlan is besieged and defeated by the Spanish, and with it goes the Aztec knowledge of how to cook Gay Men - the Wagyu Beef of the Cannibal world The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened. For weekly bonus episodes, ad-free listening and early access to series, become a Truther and sign up to the Patreon https://www.patreon.com/fintaylor?utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome back, history heads.
0:14.8	It's the final part of our five-part colossal series on the Aztecs.
0:20.2	I'm here with Horatio Gould.
0:37.7	You've not really gone for any Ashton accents at all. I hadn't really thought about it and then you started it and then I panicked. I went, I jumped the gun very early there. Yeah. Well, what is an Aztec accent? That's a bit of that. That's not that. It's close. What is it then? What is it then? And I cut it up.
0:38.8	Tut's blamata.
0:39.5	But you're puttah.
0:40.2	Yeah.
0:54.3	And so, nitsi. Nite. Nite. Blood. Blot So, should we, you know,
0:54.8	let's just,
0:55.8	we're on part five.
0:57.2	It's our first ever part five. Congratulations. Congratulations to us. You know, the rest of you did this in eight. We think that was quite baggy. Yes, it was baggy. They didn't, you know, I think we could really be doing the history in five, I think. so I just put a cork and Dominic
1:08.6	Yeah, come on mate
1:09.4	We get it
1:10.0	You've written a kid's book
1:10.8	Um
1:11.3	We've all got a kid's book in us
1:12.6	Some of us just are not allowed to publish it
1:14.1	Um I think. Sorry to put a cork and Dominic. Yeah, come on, mate. We get it. You've written a kid's book.
1:12.6	We've all got a kid's book in us.
1:14.1	Some of us just are not allowed to publish it.
1:20.7	It's an illustrated version of the Quran, and when the market moves, I will publish it.
1:24.1	When the theocracy changes.
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