Welcome to the Leo and Danny show. Episode something in the 90s.

It's a big one.

91. All I know is we're getting closer and closer to the occasion when Nico shows up and blacks out.

That's going to be fucking amazing.

He text me and said he wants to do it on episode 99.

I just don't think he can handle the pressure of the triple digits.

That's the most foolish thing I've ever heard in my goddamn life. He gets nervous. All right, I understand. But he performs under pressure. I don't know if you saw this week's video, but his interviews were great. I think he won that. I'll say it now, everybody. I think he won that segment. Cigar guy saying that Nico won the best interview section of the new Danny Mullen main channel video. Cigar guy, you might be a winner in the category best hemorrhoids from what you were talking about. Oh, Jesus, bro. Yeah, I'm busting when it comes to the hemorrhoids. I knew you had a problem with your bowels.

Yes. That's been made clear and I like that and I'm already planning on exploiting that in a new video. But now you're telling me you have things growing out of your ass like stalactites. I don't got no fungi growing or nothing dog and there's nothing defying gravity out of my ass. What's a hemroid?

A hemroid is a, I'm pretty sure it's just a, you know, like a little vein in the old rectum that just kind of gets a little big.

But listen, minor external, not internal.

Here's, yeah.

That sounds more unpleasant to look at it.

It just looks like a little grape.

It looks like a grape. It's that large.

No, the shade and the color. It's like a, it's like a pinhead. This is what we're going to do right now.

All right. I was planning on making you drop your pants and spread your cheeks and right in front of me here on the carpet.

I guarantee you would not want to see that fucking jungle of an asshole. Exactly. And that's why I'm outsourcing this to Swalby One. Oh, you're outsourced. Your girlfriend did have to look at Derek's asshole before. So it's only fair if you have to look at cigar guys. Yeah, her she like the tag. Yeah, that adds up. Yeah. Let's do it. Take a look at this right now.

All right.

You sure you want to see you, dog?

Yeah, bro.

All right.

Thank you, Swobby.

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