Misfit toys, Misfit toys, well well well. Look at us. I hate to jump right to it, but I'm

going to rip through some dates. I think I could do it under 45 seconds. So in January

on the 28th of January, I will be at Paris, Texas at the Tower Comedy Festival. Then

in February, the 23rd through the 26th of February, I'll be at Helium in Philadelphia. And then

on the 27th of February, two shows at John and Peters. And then in March, this is the last date,

well I have a few others, but this is the other ones I want to go through. The 10th and 11th of March,

I will be at the new Comedy Bar in Toronto. And I'm going to go in two days early and enjoy

Toronto. So there you go. I had a lot of fun last night on the podcast and it was so much fun,

and it was Daniel Cabral and Aristotle and I and Ian on trumpet. That's it. Part one,

next week, part two. The week after that, a best of show. And then just me all by myself in

the studio. And I know you all love when I do that. I actually do like it. It's different. But

hey, I've been loving having Aristotle back in there. And it's always fun. I think that's it.

There's not much. There's not much to talk about. I mean, there's a lot to talk about it,

but we did it on the show. I mean, we really did some great podcasting. We want an award for our

show last night, which I'll talk about next week. Well, I hope you have a large day as my principal,

Dr. Rittenmeyer said at Conestoga High School and enjoy the show and take a deep breath.

Sometimes taking deep breaths doesn't do anything. Does it? But sometimes it does. So do what

when it does. And try it. If it doesn't, you can scream at your window and punch a pillow.

Does that work? Do people punch pillows? Or is that just like a joke?

It's probably not good either to be punching a pillow. Shouldn't be punching anything. But

better than a wall, better than the human being, of course. All right, this took a dark turn.

Everybody, remember the great words of Mr. Rogers when things are stressful? And you know,

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