Well, well, well. Hello, hello. How are you? How are you? Listening to my podcast since

you were 15. You know what? Yeah, I'm talking to you. Who else? Did you write me an email?

You want, you're going to be in LA. You want to ask if you could sit in on a show. We weren't doing

it for a while, but we are. You said, can you sit in the show with your girlfriend? So it's you. I got

that email and I will respond. Oh, it's going to be good news. So I told you I read emails.

Well, I'm on the elliptical. It's great. You know why? I feel like I'm not just on the elliptical

with no like just passing time. Nothing. You know, it's like I can respond. Take some time. Do it right.

Well, I'm going to run through my dates here real quick, but this is really the

real quick version because if I say I'm in your city, you'll go find out where. But Paris, Texas,

the end of this month, the 29th, and then Philadelphia, Helium in February, the end of the month,

right after that, John and Peters. And then in March, I'm going to be Toronto at the new comedy bar,

like the 10th and the 11th. All right, there you go. I do that because you know, maybe someone

didn't listen the last week. Sometimes I get to a city. A lot of comedians tell this story. It's not who

thinks you're funny in that city. It's who thinks you're funny and knows you're there.

Like I'll be at the airport. So I'm going to be like, hey, are you coming or you know,

at the Super Mario? When are you doing any shows? Yeah, well, I'm leaving tomorrow, but you know,

I mean, they'll hit me up on Sunday of the day. I'm leaving. I'll see them. Because if it happens,

while I'm there, of course, I'll say yes. Anyway, anyway, anyway, you know, lately,

I'm going to tell you, I call them funks, but I don't know what is, but I'm always reminded,

get out of bed, rock yourself out of bed. I start to convince them myself this morning. And

there's nothing really stressful in my life right now. Things are pretty calm.

Things are pretty calm, but anyway, enough with that. I don't think there's much to say. It's part two

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