Tony's Return, Daniel's Annoying Boundaries, Alison's Inconvenient Dentist
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.6 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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Summary
Tony is back! He regales us with stories from the road while Daniel insists on maintaining his new boundaries. I try to let a miniature magic 8 ball dictate my life but I can't read it and neither can Tony or Daniel. I had an arduous dental odyssey and we discuss xmas cards. Plus SmashMouth's Holiday Train, our shared loathing of surprise live music, and so much more. Plus we did a round of JMOE, HGFY and Podcast Pals Product Picks.
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| 0:00.0 | And now, live from Pod Cabin in Burbank, California, it's the Allison Rosen is your new best friend show. |
| 0:08.4 | Tonight, Allison welcomes your guests. |
| 0:10.2 | No one. |
| 0:11.2 | The tone zone is here, and just like Mariah Carey, all he wants for Christmas is you. |
| 0:15.8 | And by you, he doesn't mean you. |
| 0:17.5 | He means someone else, of course. |
| 0:19.1 | And by someone else, he means lots of presents. |
| 0:21.5 | I'm her husband Daniel, |
| 0:22.7 | say, and hop on board the love bus, |
| 0:23.9 | and say hello to your best friend. |
| 0:25.7 | Allison Rosen. |
| 0:27.2 | Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:33.4 | Allison, Allison, |
| 0:36.1 | with perfect good time, step her hand. Allison, Allison, we've heard the good times never end. |
| 0:39.0 | Allison Rosen, do it in the way we've got to dance and your new best friend. |
| 0:49.8 | Hello, my little cardamombs spice snowball cookies. |
| 0:53.1 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Alison Rosen |
| 0:56.0 | is your new best friend, that particular carbohydrate about which I am on the fence. How do I feel about |
| 1:01.9 | cardamom? I don't know, but the person who wrote in about it is very enthusiastic was sent in on |
| 1:07.1 | Patreon. Patreon by AliJ, possibly AliJ, but I'm feeling it's more AliJ. Yes, I'm on Patreon. |
| 1:14.7 | You can submit carbohydrates. You can get episodes in the friend zone. That is my bonus |
| 1:20.8 | Patreon podcast. And there's a level where you can text me and I'll text you back. And I do a daily |
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