Daniel and Alison (Half a Karen)
Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend
Alison Rosen
4.5 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 May 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Daniel accuses me of being half a Karen which does nothing for my general state of crankiness. Am I really going to war with a pharmacy? Also I take my blood pressure on air. Who am I becoming? We also discuss Lena Dunham, Andor, Owen's new little kid impression, sniff chat and more! And Owen appears!
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| 0:00.0 | Allison Rosen |
| 0:03.0 | Allison is your new best friend |
| 0:06.0 | Allison |
| 0:09.0 | With perfect good times never end |
| 0:12.0 | Allison |
| 0:13.0 | Do in a way to get some dance again |
| 0:17.0 | Allison |
| 0:19.0 | Rosen |
| 0:20.0 | Allison's your new best friend. |
| 0:22.7 | Hey, everybody. |
| 0:23.8 | Hi, hello. |
| 0:24.6 | Welcome to another exciting episode of Allison Rosen is your new best friend. |
| 0:28.7 | For us, it is Friday evening. |
| 0:31.5 | And I am in a cranky fucking mood. |
| 0:35.8 | I don't know why. |
| 0:36.8 | I have a few theories why. How are you doing over there? Oh, sorry, I forgot to even say I'm in a cranky fucking mood. I don't know why. I have a few theories why. |
| 0:38.3 | How are you doing over there? |
| 0:39.5 | Oh, sorry, I forgot to even say. |
| 0:41.3 | I'm in pod cabin with America's husband, Daniel Quants. |
| 0:45.5 | Hello. |
| 0:45.9 | Hi. |
| 0:46.8 | Hello, my sweeties. |
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